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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 14:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

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They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

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share office space ...

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No way

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Then came..

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Thumbs down again.

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Unacceptable again!

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Everyone loved it.

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