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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 14:21

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
No go.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts